Little Johnny and the Cherry Tree

Little Johny was sitting in his history class listening to his teacher talk about history. today they were talking about george washington and how he had cut down a cherry tree. What johny heard out of all of this was that he didn't even get in any trouble

. So johny goes home and decides to try it out. he looks all over the yard and cant find a cherry tree or any tree for that matter. So he decides that he should push the outhouse into the canyon. so he tries and pushes and finally gets it to move and into the canyon it goes. several hours later little johny's father comes home and little johny says father I cannot tell a lie, I pushed the outhouse into the canyon. Little Johny's father takes him over his knee and starts to paddle his ass, and little johny says thats not fair when george washington cut down the cherie tree his father didn't spank him.
Well George Washington's father wasnt in the cherrie tree.

It's not enough to succeed others must fail!