Universal LAWS

Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to
itch.

Anthony's Law of the Workshop:

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Kovac's Conundrum:

When you dial a wrong number,you never get an engaged one.

Cannon's Karmic Law:

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat
tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

O'brien's Variation Law:

If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster
than the one you are in now.

BELL'S THEOREM

When the body is immersed in water , the telephone rings.

RUBY'S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are
with someone you don't want to be seen with.

WILLOUGHBY'S LAW

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

ZADRA'S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

BREDA'S RULE

At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle
arrive last.

OWEN'S LAW

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask
you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.