Beer Revealed as Historic Female Plot....

Beer Revealed as Historic Female Plot....

Yesterday, scientists suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phyto-estrogens) and drinking it makes men turn into women.

To test the theory, 50 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men:
- talked excessively without making sense;
- became overly emotional; - couldn't drive;
- failed to think rationally;
- argued over nothing;
- had to sit down while urinating;
- refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
No further testing was considered necessary.