F1 Jokes...

1. After seeing a documentary on how inner city youths can remove the wheels of cars in under 4 seconds with no specialist equipment, the McLaren team decided to fire their pit crew and
hire four of the youths as most races can be won or lost in the pit lane.
The first race came along and the car came into the pits. The youths went to work but the
McLaren team boss noticed a real problem.

Not only had the youths replaced all four wheels within four seconds, but within 10 seconds,
they'd re-sprayed and re-numbered the car and sold it to the Ferrari Team!

2. Schumi and DC are in a desert. Evening comes, they set up their tent. Both go to sleep. DC
wakes up in the middle of the night. Schumi isn't in the tent. He can hear something coming
from outside the tent. DC peeps out and sees Schumi running around the tent like crazy, a
big lion after him...
DC: Run faster, he's gonna catch you!
Schumi: Don't worry, I lead by three laps...

3. 'Michael Schumachers wife says she doesn't want Turkey for Christmas this year, so he's going to buy her Denmark instead