3 Army Generals, one Chinese, an INDIAN, and a Turk

There were three generals, one Chinese, an INDIAN, and a Turk. They
were bragging about how good each of their armies were.

The Chinaman said, "My army would kill themselves for their country!"

Then he put a platoon in a little room and told them, "When this
feather hits the floor I want all of you to shoot yourselves!"

He then went outside the room and five seconds later there were
numerous gunshots and everyone in the room was dead.

Next came the Turkish General and he said the same thing to one of
his platoons. About seven seconds later they heard gunshots and once
again everyone was dead.

Finally came the INDIAN and he did the same to his platoon. Several
seconds past and there were no gunshots. They decided to wait a
little longer. Then several more seconds past and still no gunshots.

Finally they went in and the whole INDIAN platoon was on the floor
blowing under the feather to keep it up.