Laloo Yadav's car Driver

Laloo Yadav's car is driving along a back country road on the way back to Patna, when all of a sudden a piglet jumps out in front of the car.

The piglet dies on the spot. Laloo, upset, tells the chauffeur to go
find the owner of the piglet so that he can pay the damages.

The driver is gone for two hours and when he comes back, he has a bag
full of money, and a wondering look on his face.Laloo wants to know
whathappened.

The driver tells him "Hum jab gaanv me pahuncha to dekha kuchh log ped ke niche baithe hain. Jub hum unko bataya ki ka hua hai, tab sara log jama ho gaya. Humko laga ki aaj to hamra pitayee hoga. Par hum ka dekhta hoon ki sara log paisa jamaa kar raha hain. Hum socha ki ye sara piasa wo janvar ka malik ka liye hoga. Par un logan ne saara paisa hamein ko de diya."

Laloo says "Sasoor ka natee, Theek theek batawa. Tum unko ka bola tha?"
The driver replies "Hum kaha ki hum Laloo Yadav ka driver hoon aur hum sooar ka bachcha ko maar diya hoon."