MAN's and WOMAN's MIND

I never quite figured out why the sexual urges ofmen & women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I havenever figured out why men think with their head andwomen with theirhearts.

FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, but she eventually says, "I don't feellike it, I just want you to hold me."
I said "WHAT????!!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every husband on theplanet dreads to hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotionalneeds as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for whoI am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time withher. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big dept. store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'll justget them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so Isaid let's get a pair for each outfit. We went on to the jewelry dept where she picked out a pair of diamondearrings. Let me tell you, she was so excited. She must have thought I wasone wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing mebecause she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how toplay tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine,honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all,dear. Let's go to the cashier". I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out,"No honey, I don'tfeellike it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled "WHAT???!!!" I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me tosatisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added, "Why can't you just love me for whoI am and not for the things I buy you?"