sword competition

Once there was a sword competition & players from many countries took
Part in that. From India Mr. Santa Singh took part.

First player came from Germany. He swung the sword & cut a very thin wire into two
parallel parts.

Then came Japanese & he cut the even more thin wire into two parts.

Then came our very own Santa Singh. He took the sword in one hand & flew a mosquito in the air. He swung the sword over the mosquito,but mosquito flew away. Then the judge asked "Kya Santa Singh Ji,machhar to ud gya".

Santa replied, " Ud to gya, per ab kabhi baap nahi
banega".

crow shits on a sardar

A crow shits on a sardar, sardarni hands over tissue to sardarji.

Sardar says: Ab kiski gaand ponchhu, kawwa to udd gaya.

Is My Time Up - the lady

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God

She asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a

Facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and

change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live, she

figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation,

She was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way

Home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another

40 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"


God replied,

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"I didn't recognize you."