I Wrote Your Name On....

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.

I wrote your name in air,it was blown away. then

I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack ..

Police Man and Defaulter

Police man says "Stop, stop, your headlights are not working"
The Man says "Move, move, even the brakes are not working"

UN Survey about Food Shortage

A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question askedwas: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to thefood shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure, In Africa they didn't know what 'food'mean, In India they didn't know what 'honest' mean, In Europe theydidn't know what 'shortage' mean, In China they didn't know what'opinion' mean, In the Middle East they didn't know what 'solution'mean, In South America they didn't know what 'please' mean, And in theUSA they didn't know what 'the rest of the world' mean.

The spirit of Friendship among Men and Women

women:
A wife was not at home for a whole night. So she tells her husband,
the very next morning, that she stayed at her friend's apartment
over night. So the husband calls 10 of her best girlfriends and none
of them confirm that.

men:
A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the
very next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment over
night. So the wife calls 10 of his best friends and 5 of them confirm
that he stayed at their apartments that night and another 5 are
claiming that he is still with them.