Strange Facts

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas isproduced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home. May be at work.)
The male pray mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes... lucky pig. canyou
imagine??)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm........)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing....................)
A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)

Similarity between Beggers Vs Software Professionals

A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer Meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.

What is the question???
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Q : So, Which Platform are you Working on ???....

MAN's and WOMAN's MIND

I never quite figured out why the sexual urges ofmen & women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I havenever figured out why men think with their head andwomen with theirhearts.

FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, but she eventually says, "I don't feellike it, I just want you to hold me."
I said "WHAT????!!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every husband on theplanet dreads to hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotionalneeds as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for whoI am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time withher. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big dept. store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'll justget them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so Isaid let's get a pair for each outfit. We went on to the jewelry dept where she picked out a pair of diamondearrings. Let me tell you, she was so excited. She must have thought I wasone wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing mebecause she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how toplay tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine,honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all,dear. Let's go to the cashier". I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out,"No honey, I don'tfeellike it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled "WHAT???!!!" I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me tosatisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added, "Why can't you just love me for whoI am and not for the things I buy you?"

Love don't ask......?

Love don't ask"who r u?" Love only says:U R MINE....

LOVE don't ask "where do u live?" Love only says: "U live in my heart..."

Love don't ask "what do u do??" Love only says "U make my heart to beat"

Love don't ask: "why r u far away??" Love only says: "U r always with me..."

Love don't ask: "DO U LOVE ME?" Love only says....: "I LOVE U"...