psychology

A very shy guy goes into a pub on Valentine's Day night and sees a beautiful young woman sitting alone at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I brought you a drink?" She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"

Everyone in the pub started staring at them. Naturally, the guy was terribly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table totally red faced.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm really sorry if I embarrassed you just then. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."

At this the guy responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean? $300?"

Why Girls Should Date a Geeks...........

I made a list of Ten Reasons Why Girls Should Date a Geeks.
1. Geeks are useful, they can fix your desktop, laptop, … Those skills are very useful and can make your life run smooth.

2. They are romantic than they’re given credit for. Their idea of romance might be making up a web-page abut about you. But hey it lasts longer than flowers and you can show your friends.
3. They’ve got brains and they’re usually very well educated.
4. They’re relatively low-maintenance. So there will be no complicated dinners needed. And if you’re not the best cook, you can order a pizza.
5. You won’t have to worry about what he’s doing. You’ll probably find him at his computer.
6. They trust you, so you can be yourself around them. You like to walk around the house in a ratty t-shirt for comfort? He won’t care. They won’t get pissy if you don’t wear make-up or don’t want to bother primping your hair.
7. He will make you shine everywhere you go. No matter how clumsy you sense of style, no matter how awkward your social skills, you’ll be a fashion star and a classy diplomat next to your geek. He’ll make you look so good; you’ll fall in love with yourself.
8. If you are not into computers, TVs and DVD and you don’t care about being popular and fashionable. What about the newest techie gadgets? You are going to be a proud owner of the latest gadgets if you ever decide to date a geek.
9. He won’t cheat on you either. Place the sexiest woman on earth in a room with a geek, say Angelina Jolie. At the other corner of the room, place the latest model of some computer or other. I am willing to bet that your geek would want to play with that computer much more than getting to know Angelina Jolie. In fact, he might not even see her if the computer is on and connected to the Internet. C’mmon he has to check his email, surf the web and blog about the fact that he is in a room with Angelina Jolie.
10. The final reason is: They actually give a damn about you. Not how you look (though that’s a plus), not how skinny you are, not how much make-up you primp yourself up with, but they like you for you.

Student Answers What is Love and Marriage ?

A student asks a teacher: What is love ?
The teacher said: in order to answer your question, go to the paddy field
and choose the biggest paddy and come back.
But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to
pick.

The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big paddy,
but he wonders....may be there is a bigger one later. Then he saw another bigger one... but may be there is an even bigger one waiting for him. Later, when he finished more than half of the paddy field, he start to realize that the paddy is not as big as the previous one he saw, he know he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted. So, he ended up went back to the teacher with empty hand."

The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big paddy,
but he wonders....may be there is a bigger one later. Then he saw another
bigger one... but may be there is an even bigger one waiting for him.

Later, when he finished more than half of the paddy field, he start to
realize that the paddy is not as big as the previous one he saw, he know
he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted. So, he ended up went back
to the teacher with empty hand.
The teacher told him, this is love... you keep looking for a better one,but when later you realize, you have already miss the person

The student asked: What is marriage then?
The teacher said: In order to answer your question, go to the corn field and choose the
biggest corn and come back. ",

The teacher told him, this is love... you keep looking for a better one,
but when later you realize, you have already miss the person

The student asked: What is marriage then?
The teacher said: In order to answer your question, go to the corn field
and choose the biggest corn and come back.

But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick.
The student went to the corn field, this time he is careful not to repeat the previous mistake,when he reach the middle of the field, he has picked one medium corn that he feel satisfied, and came back to the teacher.
The teacher told him, this time you brought back a corn.. you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage ",

But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to
pick.

The student went to the corn field, this time he is careful not to repeat
the previous mistake, when he reach the middle of the field, he has picked
one medium corn that he feel satisfied, and came back to the teacher.

The teacher told him, this time you brought back a corn.. you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage

Aaagutho Aagollvaaaa.....?

Cream biscuit nalli cream iruthe…aadhre….Benne biscuit nalli benne iruthha????????????????
Neen bussal hathudhrooo….Bus ninna mel hathhudhrooo….Ticket thagolodu neene…..

Ticket thagondu olag hogodhu “Cinema theatre”….Olag hogi ticket thagolodhu Operation “Theatre”…..

Cellalli ‘BALANCE’ illa andhre ‘CALL’ maadokke aagolla….Manushyanige ‘CALL’ illa andhre ‘BALANCE’ maadokke aagolla.

Train yeshtae Faaaastaag hodhrunuve, koneya BOGI konege barodhu.

Bus hodhroo ‘BUS STAND’ alle iruthe, aadhre cycle hodhre ‘CYCLE STAND’ jothege hoguthe.

Naayige naalak kaalugale irabahudhu; aadhru adhukke kaala mele kaal haaki koorak aagutha?

Solle kachudhre “Aane kaal” baruthe; aadhre aane kachudhre “Solle kaaal” barutha?

10 iruve seri ondhu aane na kacha bahudhu; aadhre 10 aane seri ondh iruvena kachak aagutha?